Just want to let you know that both the fellas and lasses tickets are now sold out for Nerd Nite speed dating on Feb 11. Maybe we’ll host more speed dating in March since this one had so much demand. Thoughts?
Yowzers – the smart and sassy lassies of NYC are on the prowl. 25 single ladies have already snatched up all the lasses-looking-for-fellas Nerd Nite speed dating tickets for February 11 at Galapagos in DUMBO. So fellas, there are still a few tickets left…buy them now because you’re in demand!
Fellas can buy tickets ($25 – includes regular Nerd Nite) here: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3423415
Hey fella, come find that smart sassy lass who’s been looking so hard for you all winter. Hey lass, here’s your chance to find that fine smart fella with whom you can share another glorious springtime! So yes, come to Nerd Nite on Friday February 11th for our first speed dating event in 2011. Then stick around for presentations about Thomas Paine, how false memories can improve real ones, and adult virgins in America (a perfect pre-Valentine’s Day presentation!).
Friday February 11, 2011. Doors at 6:30pm for Speed Dating
Regular Nerd Nite starts at 9pm, doors at 8:30pm
Galapagos Art Space (DUMBO)
16 Main Street
Hey everyone, I just wanted to let you all know that the Science Channel will air a documentary about Punkin Chunkin on Thanksgiving night at 8pm. But I also want to let you know that Science Channel is sponsoring all the remaining October and November Nerd Nites throughout North America to help spread the word. So come to any Nerd Nite and get free stuff, watch a clip, and learn about flying pumpkins. Fun!
Friday June 11 represents our last Nerd Nite speed dating until October at the earliest. 25 lasses. 25 fellas. 50 racing aortas. Fellas tickets are still for sale. June presentations include the magical, misunderstood world of homebrew Nintendo DS software, the music industry’s movement from entire CD’s to individual song downloads, and the case for and future of medical marijuana in New York State.
Fellas: Tickets for Hetero Speed Dating + Nerd Nite on Friday June 11 at 7pm ($25): http://www.smarttix.com/show.aspx?showcode=NER62
OK, my fellow nerds & fans of nerd, here it comes: the first ever Nerd Nite Chicago! Our venue at the California Clipper couldn’t be more friendly and nerdtacular; just get the bartender talking and you’ll see what I mean. Talk titles are settling down, but for sure we’ll have talks from NN-Boston veterans, to set the tone for those who take the stage next.
Nerd Nite Chicago
Thursday, June 3, 2010 at 8:00pm
The California Clipper (Augusta & California)
1002 N. California Ave.
This is an email I just sent to Chris (yes, we do talk about sports, particularly Cleveland sports as you’ve learned from my book and my Nerd Nite presentations) about the Cavs getting destroyed by the Celtics last night. Chris asked me if the blowout was due to Boston’s defense, to which I replied:
I’m just not sure. I guess he’s being defended well by Pierce, and they seem to be clogging the middle, but if that’s the whole story then Pierce should be handed the playoffs MVP award right now, even if they lose to Orlando. Lebron’s last two games have been horrendous. He tried to penetrate a bit yesterday in the 2nd quarter but kind of gave up after getting fouled a couple of times. He needs to knock down some jumpers so they stop sagging on him and packing the paint. Also, our defense has been awful. Granted, when KG hits 9 fade-away turn-around jumpers and Ray Ray is knocking down 3’s with hands in his face there’s nothing much you can do, but still..geez…just awful. I couldn’t believe how many offensive rebounds and 2nd-chance points the Celtics got against what is supposed to be the best rebounding team in the league. That’s what broke the game open – Boston getting offensive rebounds on its first two possessions in the 2nd half and then kicking to Allen for those back-to-back 3’s. suddenly a 6-point deficit at the half was a 12-point deficit 50 seconds into the 2nd half. That made the Cavs panic and kind of sealed their fate. All because they had played good defense initially but couldn’t get a rebound.
What’s interesting is that Lebron said something last night during his post-game press conference about not understanding why the fans booed during the game. He actually said something like, “We were playing hard and giving effort, so that’s all we can do and therefore the crowd should respect that.” Umm…if he really is considering going to New York or LA or Chicago, or even the Nets, what does he think is going to happen there if he has a clunker of a game? Sabathia told him in November, “There’s nothing like winning a championship in New York.” Well maybe Lebron should also talk to John Starks, Isiah Thomas, or Javier Vasquez and hear what they think about losing in New York. If Lebron didn’t like getting mildly booed (for the first time in his career) he better stay as far away from New York as possible or he’ll be a shell of himself by next summer. Sure, this is the first time he’s had all the pressure on his shoulders, but what does he think is going to happen next year if he’s with the Knicks? Everyone hypes up all the hype and attention he’ll get if he goes to a larger market but I’ve never once seen an article mentioned the negatives that go along with that if he doesn’t bring a championship. Lebron seems to be in a shell right now yet he’s incubated in the most ideal setting possible (sort of like Manny Ramirez was before he went to Boston). If he loses in New York in his first season the media will pounce and start to kill its golden goose.
Why the Winter Olympics are Boring
by Matt Wasowski (based on the presentation I gave at Nerd Nite on Friday)
I walked into my bedroom last night and instinctively turned the TV to SportsCenter as I readied for bed. And that’s when the anchor, recapping Bode Miller’s bronze medal-winning race in the downhill, said a mouthful by saying only a few words, “He won by .09 seconds. That’s less than the length of a ski.”
“Wow! What an amazing, heart-stopping finish that must have been,” I thought to myself. I hadn’t seen any Winter Olympics highlights all day, so I immediately turned my gaze to the television, giddy to see the moving images of Miller dueling it out on the descent, only to watch him get bested by such a miniscule margin. I couldn’t wait to see what surely must have been an exhilarating finish.
But then I realized why I hadn’t sought out any Winter Olympics highlights all day, despite watching the news and checking espn.com numerous times – because the Winter Olympics are incredibly boring and anticlimactic.
Way too many of the actual events of the Winter Olympics simply, and boringly, consist of one person racing against a clock – not actual competitors. The luge boasts one person hurtling down a twisting track at breakneck speed. Same for the bobsled, though it’s one team instead of one athlete. The snowboarding half-pipe shows-off one competitor careening along the scooped-out innards of a mountain – alone. The ski jump launches one – and only one – daredevil into thin air. Even the much beloved figure skating only permits one person or pair to be on the ice. And of course, Miller’s downhill event is one man skiing solo down a mountain. With only one athlete or team competing at one time in an event, the drama is all but removed.
We only need to look at most viewers’ favorite Olympics memories.
In the 100-meter butterfly finals of the 2008 Beijing games, Michael Phelps created one of the greatest Olympic memories of all-time when he chased down Milorad Cavic and touched him out by the length of less than a finger. In those same Beijing games, the world watched in awe as Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt blew away his competition in the 100-meter dash, as audiences around the globe could see nearly 15 meters of open track between Bolt and his closest competitor. And many Americans will never forget the 1992 ‘Dream Team’s’ 68-point drubbing of poor Angola or the 1984 Summer games in Los Angeles when Mary Decker Slaney was seemingly tripped by Zola Budd in the 3,000 meters. These are some of the most distinctive memories of any Olympics – Summer Olympics, that is.
But how many truly iconic Winter Olympic memories are there? Besides the 1980 ‘Miracle-on-Ice’ hockey team’s upset over the USSR; not many. In fact, arguably the second most memorable winter games moment might have been when Tonya Harding’s goon took out Nancy Kerrigan’s knee – and that wasn’t even during an Olympics! That scandal actually happened during the U.S. Figure Skating Championships which preceded the Lillehammer Games. And that’s my point – in order to make a truly memorable winter games moment, it took these two particular athletes who normally compete alone on the ice to actually physically ‘compete’ against each other at the same time.
When the world watched Phelps beat Cavic by .01 seconds, the worldwide audience, thanks to slow-motion replays, could truly see just how impossibly brief, and thrilling, .01 seconds is. In the case of Bolt’s sprinting, the world could understand how truly gigantic .3 seconds can be. And when watching Team USA dominate Angola, the world could truly grasp the prowess of a basketball team that featured the likes of Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, AND Magic Johnson.
Competing against an opponent makes any sport better. It’s one thing to watch Lebron James dunk while all alone on a fast break, but it’s another thing to watch Lebron James dunk in traffic over Tim Duncan. It’s one thing to watch David Tyree catch a pass from Eli Manning in the middle of the field during warm-ups, but it’s another thing to watch David Tyree catch pass from Eli Manning in the middle of the field during the Super Bowl with Rodney Harrison draped all over him. Even in literature, any great protagonist needs an equally great foil.
So last night as I excitedly turned my gaze to the TV to watch the reply of a great athlete lose by “less than the length of a ski,” I was justifiably disheartened to see an image of Miller crossing the finish line all by his lonesome. Turns out there was nearly an hour between when he finished his run and when Switzerland’s Didier Defago, the downhill gold medalist, finished his. What could have been another iconic Olympics moment – the three medalists crossing the finish line within four feet of each other – was simply another hum-drum moment of an entire Olympics that is inherently designed to feature almost exclusively hum-drum moments.
With lugers and bobsledders and downhill skiers routinely winning by hundredths of a second, it’s a shame that the viewers will never truly get a sense of how unfathomably close these races really are. Imagine sprinting for 90 seconds and losing in the amount of time it takes to snap your fingers.
Too bad we’ll never see a more compelling Winter Olympics until the IOC or some wacky extreme athlete creates a wider sledding track that accommodates multiple sleds, adds a few adjacent ski jumps (how cool would it be to watch four ski jumpers soaring at the same time?), or clears out a wider ski slope that can fit eight athletes at once like an outdoor track. Only then will the Winter Olympics have a chance to create thrilling finishes that will be remembered for generations. Until then, we’ll watch yet another person run the race of his or her life, only to find out hours later if he or she won. Now that’s a slippery slope.
Our next Nerd Nite is Friday February 12, 2010. Since Quizo trivia in mid-January was so popular (32 teams!), we’re gonna give it another whirl in February. So come on down for another Nerd Nite Quizo at 7pm on Friday February 12 and then stick around for regular Nerd Nite starting at 8:15pm with a line-up boasting presentations about video games that intentionally mess with their players’ minds, NYC Big Quiz Thing luminary Noah Tarnow reminiscing about our most forgotten vice presidents, and the tactics used by the government in their psychic experiments as part of a larger project, “Stargate.” So assemble a team now!
Tickets (please choose between Quizo AND Nerd Nite for $13 or only Nerd Nite for $10): http://www.smarttix.com/show.aspx?EID=&showCode=NER52
Nerd Nite NYC
Galapagos Art Space DUMBO
16 Main Street in DUMBO Brooklyn (F train to York St. or A/C train to High St.)
Friday February 12, 2010
Quizo at 7:00pm (get there at 6:45 to check in)
Regular Nerd Nite at 8:15pm
$13 for Quizo (includes admission to regular Nerd Nite)
$10 cover charge for regular Nerd Nite only
Back to the lectures at hand:
Witness: A Psychic Collaboration and our Government
by Nate Larson & Marni Shindelman
Description: During the 1980s, the United States government carried out experiments in “remote viewing,” the tactical use of extrasensory perception to gather intelligence information. Know by the code name “Stargate Project,” this $20 million military endeavor involved extensive research during which soldiers attempted to remotely observe a target’s hidden actions through telepathy. The “Stargate Project” and its psychic surveillance methods form the basis for the exhibition, Witness, a long-distance collaborative project.
Bio: Larson and Shindelman currently hold the title of World Telekinesis Champions, placing first in the competition hosted by artist collective Noxious Sector in spring 2009. They are currently in training for the 2010 competition. They have been working collaboratively since 2007 and have had their work shown internationally. Nate Larson is a full-time member of the faculty at the Maryland Institute College of Art. He received his MFA from The Ohio State University. Marni Shindelman is an associate professor of art and an associate of the Susan B. Anthony Institute for Gender and Women’s Studies at the University of Rochester. She received her MFA from the University of Florida. More information and a free PDF catalogue of “Witness” can be found at www.telepathicwitness.com.
Hail to the Obscure: Forgotten Vice Presidents of the United States
by Noah Tarnow
Description: He’s nominally the second-most-powerful person in the most powerful government on earth, but really, how important is the Vice President of the United States? Through our country’s history, the position has been filled by both eminent statesmen and political hacks—but largely the latter. We’ll look at some of the more obscure Veeps from years past, men less notable for great political accomplishment than for uncanny electoral luck and wicked-cool facial hair.
Bio: Noah Tarnow is producer and host of the Big Quiz Thing, New York’s Live Trivia Spectacular. As quizmaster of the city’s premier live game show, he’s written and presented thousands of trivia questions and games throughout the city and around the country, and has written for Rolling Stone, Time Out New York, Jane and Hemispheres. Visit bigquizthing.com for more info.
Psychological Warfare through Online Games 2: Video Games that Intentionally F*ck with their Players
by Ben Donaldson
Description: The current generation has been raised alongside video games, from a two-bit birth to an virtual “second life” (unless you count that as your first one). But as people spend time in computer-created games, their brains grow accustomed to simple rules and immediate gratification. The more these behaviors and expectations are reinforced, the easier (and funnier) it is to screw with them. This presentation – a sequel to Ben’s presentation 14 months ago – will explain some of the cognitive principles that make “gamers” become predictable, along with examples of how to exploit them in a multi-player setting. Also included is a series of experimental games that DIRECTLY mess with players and data showing their unfortunate success. Just remember, don’t shoot the puppy!
Bio: Ben Donaldson is a Flash developer for CollegeHumor. His interests include writing failed patents, confusing websites, and piano music that no one is supposed to hear. He went to graduate school for much more serious and important things, but they didn’t like him back.
Nerd Nite 2010 comes bearing trivia!
Yes, after lying dormant since the summer, join us for Nerd Nite Quizo at 7pm on Friday January 15 and then stick around for regular Nerd Nite starting at 8:15pm with a line-up that might even rival the amazing December lectures. This month we have the ins-and-outs of the world’s first open-source nuclear reactor, Art and Neuroscience (complete with everyone’s favorite optical illusions), and a follow-up presentation about sexual robotics. Hee! Oh, and did I mention that there’ll be a lot of prizes for you trivia players? So assemble a team now!
Tickets for Quizo and Nerd Nite on Friday January 15 at 7pm ($13): https://www.smarttix.com/show.aspx?showcode=NER51
Tickets for Nerd Nite Only on Friday January 15 at 8:15pm ($10): https://www.smarttix.com/show.aspx?showcode=NER47
Nerd Nite NYC
Galapagos Art Space DUMBO
16 Main Street in DUMBO Brooklyn (F train to York St. or A/C train to High St.)
Friday January 15, 2009 at 7pm (Quizo) and 8:15pm (regular Nerd Nite)
Back to the lectures at hand:
Fusing the Atom and Living to Tell
Description: We have built an open source nuclear fusion reactor and fused the atom. This is the story of a remarkable fusion device called the Farnsworth Fusor and its successor, the Bussard Reactor (aka. Polywell). The Bussard Reactor holds the promise of clean cheap abundant energy from fusion. This is a story of research on the edge.
Bio: Famulus is an entrepreneur, hacker, and rails developer. In 2008 he learned of the Bussard fusion reactor and left the software world to try and build a working Bussard Reactor.
Eyeballs: A User’s Manual for the Artistically Inclined
by Lauren Sefton
Description: Seeing stuff is complicated. In this step-by-step approach, we’ll use pictures to understand how your eyes and brain fit together, why optical illusions look so trippy, and how drilling a hole in just the right spot on your brain could make you an artistic genius. Join the generations of artists and scientists who’ve shaken their fists at the heavens while attempting to understand the marvelous complexities of human vision.
Bio: Lauren is a medical student and an aspiring neurologist. She once spent 2 hours looking at a Rothko painting and later claimed that she “got it.”
Sexual Robotics II: The Singularity and Sperm Bots – The Future of Sex and Technology
by Laura G. Duncan
Description: Bringing sex robots to Nerd Nite for the second time, this sequel will explore how sexuality and technology are primed to become even more intimately connected in the coming decade. From computer-interfaced sex toys to sperm-powered nanobots, our sexual future often seems like something out of speculative fiction. Even so, examples like user-generated pornography and open source sexual robotics projects are already flourishing and providing some with channels to personally influence the changing nature of sex tech. Using cases from science fiction, the medical sciences and actual sexual robotics projects, we’ll explore the future of sex and technology, and its implications for social and individual assumptions about human sexuality.
Bio: Laura G. Duncan recently graduated from NYU-Gallatin with a degree in Medical Anthropology and Human Sexuality Studies. She has worked as a sexuality educator at various sites, in addition to her current job in clinical breast cancer research. Her research deals with issues of sexuality within medical education and primary care, focusing on health literacy and accessibility among underserved populations.